That awkward moment when you still love adore the person who doesn’t have the slightest thoughts of you.

Well not so awkward, more like humiliating.

I think you deserve the world and all it’s goodness. And I also think you’ve been put down to your worse and gone through so much unnecessary shit. You just need some illumination in your life before you completely lose hope.

Although I’m not the person to give you just that on a silver platter (with one of those fancy cover thingy majigs that butlers use), or the person who would brighten your day, just know that you’ll get the world and all the stars that surround it in the end sweetheart.

If I had a boyfriend (and a job),

I’d totally buy him a bunch watches, bags, shoes, and leather shit I would wear/use if I were a guy. 

Then together we’d be the fliest couple and document each other’s outfits.

Too much?

Simply add “lol” to the end of your heartbroken posts and it’ll look like you don’t give a fuck.

Ex:

My dream girl left me lol.

I have no friends lol.

He cheated on me lol.

She forgot about me lol.

I’m sad as fuck lol.

Lol works everytime.

One of the best little moments in life one experiences. It’s like finding the next big thing even though you’re not a talent scout or anything.

It’s like finding a new spot to hide your dildo.

Or finding french fries better than Mcdonalds.

Or making a new friend that you get a long so very well with.

Or conversating with the new cute kid at school. 

It never ends…

This day finally came. I’m pretty excited that you don’t have to wait up for anyone anymore. And you get to see the one you’re with everyday and anytime. There’s no long distance or time difference. I am honestly happy. Most people would be all butthurt but I am happy. I mean yeah I wish it was me but it’s more like a bittersweet feeling. You’re happy doing your own thing then I am too.

Look I even used “happy” a billion times.

Guys want girls to accept his compliment when he says she’s “cute” or “pretty”

And saying “thank you” means she thinks she is cute and no one likes a cocky girl so she can’t really say “I know” after the compliment. 

Ohp, I guess we all lose.

Don’t downgrade yourself because you think you’re not as pretty as another girl. It may be true but soon someone will come up to you and look past all those “flaws” that you claim to have.

Just because @xjasmineee’s a very cute lady you know, with nice hair, a nice face, nice legs, nice body, nice face, nice eyes, nice nose, lips…*ehem* doesn’t mean you should compare yourself with her.

UR BOOTYFUL!